

For example, in the post where Miss Bimbo introduces SweetasNuts, "she" writes, " His name is Sweetasnuts and he is a very handsome himbo. SweetasNuts's is listed as "the president's massuse." Miss Bimbo and SweetasNuts are uncomfortably horny for each other. He also has another profile, SweetasNuts. Miss Bimbo is one of the profiles Chris uses in the game. I've heard from recent PBs that they've gotten their money but older PB apparently have been shafted.īimboland also has a president, Miss Bimbo. I'm not sure what happened to her money.). She said that she didn't want the money and that it could just be donated to charity. One Prime Bimbo got burnt out on the job and quit mid-session (the game team promised that the next PB would get her earnings, but the playerbase demanded that she be paid for her time. Out of the six State Ministers, typically only two or three of them will run. So, you'd think people would be pretty excited about the prospect of making a few hundred bucks on a game they play, right? Nope. If I remember correctly, I've seen it as high as $900, definitely up to $600. A banner on the top of the site advertises that last term, the Prime Bimbo made $429.15. However, the game advertises that the PB gets a share of the treasury money that comes in from players buying senatorships and in-game currency - that's right, you can make real money from this game. In reality, the PB has no real power other than getting to change the forum rules. In theory, the Prime Bimbo is meant to serve as the mediator between the game team and the player base. Being elected State Minister means basically nothing except for the fact that if you're a SM, you're eligible to run for Prime Bimbo. Being a Senator costs $10 a month and gives you certain perks like extra in-game currency, sales on clothing, and more outfit slots. To run for State Minister, you have to be a Senator, which is what the game calls its membership option. The Marxist state Atheista, has the smallest average penis size at 9.9 inches.)Įvery four months, there is an election for State Minister. You see the state's ideology and stances on guns, the death penalty, abortion and compulsory boob jobs, as well as the state average penis size and the state average bra size (for reference, according to the wiki, the centrist state Freethinkerland has the biggest average penis size at 12.8 inches. Bimboland is like Miss Bimbo.except it's political now? No one cares about the politics except for the site owner, Chris, who really tried to hype up Bimboland as "the first internet republic." When you make your account on Bimboland, you choose a state to be a part of. So first, let me explain the site to you. The players all hate it! Let me tell you a little about it. But one day I got curious and tried to return to MB, only to find it was now "The Internet Republic of Bimboland." Chris, the site owner, treats the site like a social experiment. I'm not the perfect person to tell this story because I had left MB before it went down in flames and don't remember it that well. Updates to the game are made with an outright disdain for the player base. Here's the thing - the offensive premise of the game only scratches the surface of how fucking crazy the world of Miss Bimbo (later rebranded as Bimboland) is. So, yeah parents weren't very happy about this game! Of course, as a pre-teen, the controversy only made the game more appealing to me. How did you get your money? You attracted a boyfriend who would give you a daily allowance. You could buy diet pills to speed up the process of losing weight.
#Miss bimbo vs bimboland plus#
You had to keep your doll at a specific weight or the doll would physically change to look grotesque (though I do remember there being a level where you had to make her fat so she could be a plus size model).

It generated a bit of outrage in 2008 because it was a dress-up game designed to be as offensive possible. So, it's possible you heard about Miss Bimbo about ten years ago. Content warning: Discussion of a game that makes light of eating disorders and suicide
